There are so many people I wanna talk to, but I’m afraid I’ll look like a freak, so I’ll just sit here and watch you be cool and reblog you.
Dear SOPA and PIPA, I have no boyfriend nor girlfriend.
The internet is all I have, Please don’t take it away from me.
I overheard this in a bar and laughed my ass off. Woman to pervy douche bag “Wow, I didn’t know you could get shit flavor toothpaste until I smelled your breath.”